Get bigger than a bull...no bull!

Here is how your Mk-54 Special Atomic Demolition Munition (SADM) will look in its fashionable H-912 backpack style transport container.

If you want to carry it as a concealed weapon, you can just wrap a bundle of sticks around it, as shown here in actual use in Afghanistan. The women, of course, are not really women…just SpecOps guys in drag. Women are too weak and fragile to be allowed in actual combat. For just how fragile they are, see the post about Major Mary Jennings Hegar below (older posts).

 














For other suggestions, see one of the gun nuts at your local sheriff's office. They have many creative ideas on how to conceal weapons.

The Mk-54 SADM comes with a conversion kit for use with your recoilless rifle. If you don't yet have a recoilless rifle, just ask around the neighborhood. Your local gun nut probably has a couple of spare ones stowed in his basement.

Now you can ignore those penis enlargement ads on the internet. Owning your own SADM and recoilless rifle will make yours feel way bigger.